The World's Leading Online Dating Profile Writing Service
Are you over the exhausting, time-consuming, struggle of online dating?
Are you tired of wondering...
Why am I not getting the matches that I know I'm capable of?
How are my friends attracting better matches than I do?
Why doesn't anyone message me back?
Will I ever actually find a quality date online?
Then it happens.
New notification. New match. New wave of excitement.
Wow - she's hot.
Ooh - he's gorgeous.
OMG - I'm reading their profile, and they're exactly the type of person I've been looking for!
I need to send the 'perfect' message. I can't lose this one.
I need to say something witty. Pronto.
Excitement fills you. You're already thinking of the first date. Where will you go? Somewhere special for this one.
10 minutes later - No reply.
They must be busy. Or have no wifi.
Hours later - No reply.
Maybe they didn't get my first message? Maybe it didn't send?
I'll send another one just to be sure.
We all know how this ends. We've been there. And so have you. SO many times.
Well, now you're in luck. You're about to take all of that drama out of online dating.
Welcome to Pimp My Profile
The world's leading online dating profile writing service
Did you know that 90% of online dating success depends upon your photo selection alone?
Or that the ratio of men to women, or vice versa, is totally out of balance on certain websites? (Knowledge we can make work to your advantage)
Did you know that an estimated 60% of online daters have used a professional service to perfect their profile?
The competition is fierce. It's time you started winning.
Start your journey with us now, to a path of dating bliss.
No more drawing blanks at how to convey your unique personality in a profile.
No more confusion over which photos are your best photos.
Land that killer first message.
START GETTING THE MATCHES YOU'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF.
No longer will you blend in with the masses. No longer will you be yet another swipe right lost in a pack of right swiped.
It's time to start putting the real you forward.
The irresistible YOU.
The sexy, sassy, romantic, witty and utterly charming you, who will charm the hearts and souls of all those who dare to cross online paths with you.
DO YOU WANT TO MEET THE PERSON OF YOUR DREAMS?
PIMP MY PROFILE CAN HELP.
We know how to achieve online dating success.
You won't be just matching with the person of your dreams. You'll be dating them!
You've heard stories of others who have a calendar full of dates with beautiful people.
Yet you're facing down another weekend at home. Alone.
You've read all the 'how to write the perfect profile' guides online, but have made zero progress of your own.
You just can't seem to put the REAL you into words.
This is your chance to sit back, relax, and enjoy the dating makeover of a lifetime.
You deserve to be the person others are jealous of.
Picture it: No more drawing blanks trying to write the perfect profile. No more spending hours upon hours, writing and editing your profile only to have no improvement in your matches.
How much time do you spend stalking your own photo library, wondering which pictures look best? What about using filters and photo editing apps?
This is all before even getting a match. Then what do you say to them? What message is sure to grab their attention this time?
So much time and effort involved.
Now, replace the hours spent wasting your time with a small investment with us and get:
A unique, fun and witty online dating profile tailored just for YOU.
A selection of your BEST photos, guaranteed to increase your matches.
Advice on how to write that first message, we'll even help craft your first few.
Are you excited? Are you ready to stop being a dating dud and finally find love online?
Only you can make this happen. The competition is tough. Everyone else is stepping up their dating game. You need to take advantage of everything you have and put the best version of you out there.
Are you ready to revive your love life?
What are we going to do to turn you into that dream catch you've always wanted to be?
Pimp My Profile
Our basic package is for those who already have a dating profile but are not seeing any results.
This package includes:
We’ll provide a full-blown critique of your current profile.
From structure and content to every grammatical detail, we will provide the guidance you need to make your profile pop online.
Because studies have shown that 90% of online dating success depends upon your photos, we take your photo selection seriously.
We will comb through your photos and select the top five pictures that show you at your simmering and simmering best.
Extra bonus: If necessary, we will also professionally edit your main profile picture to help you really shine online.
Pimp My Profile PLUS
Want to add that extra panache to your profile?
This package includes everything in Pimp My Profile, PLUS...
Are you struggling to convey your charming personality within 300 words or less?
Every profile we write is custom made based on the answers we receive from your completed questionnaire.
We will craft a profile that reflects your unique and awesome personality to the matches you want to attract.
Cat got your tongue?
We've got your back.
We'll help you craft an opening message to three matches of your choice. We'll get your opening game where it needs to be so you stand out from the crowd instead of blending in with the masses.
Want more help after the opening message? Check out our VIP package below.
As a professional dating and relationship coach, Gilly's got game and she'll teach you how to work it.
Our VIP package includes the following:
Personal Consultation with Gilly or Alex
Ready to go deep? Gilly's been a professional life coach specializing in dating and relationships for the past 7 years.
Gilly is sharp, quick, intuitive and honest. A session with her will help you discover what habits, patterns, and thought processes might be keeping your potential boo at bay.
If you're ready to delve into honest self-examination and learn how to create a more positive dating experience, a session with Gilly is just what you need.
Alex is a nice guy. Because he understands the psychology of dating, he never finished last.
A session with Alex is perfect for you if you're looking to learn common mistakes that both men and women make that cause them to appear less desirable to the opposite sex. A session with Alex is a course in Dating 101.
Professional Photo Editing
If needed, we will edit your top five photos so that the world can see you for the sexy beast you are and swipe right accordingly.
Who Is This Package For?
This package is for those of you who either struggle to land a date or never get past the first one.
We want to help!
Either Gilly or Alex will spend an entire hour with you to figure out what is and isn't working. We understand the psychology of dating and you will leave your session ready to take the dating world by storm!
Are you as excited as we are?
Who are we and how can we help you?
The day Gilly went on Tinder, she got so many matches that her phone died.
And she was being selective.
Guys, Gilly has heard every line in the book, both online and in person. In other words, she knows what women want and she will help you deliver.
Hint- it's not a "hey" message.
Ladies, Gilly's got your back. The time she spent working in a strip club taught her how to get and keep a man’s attention in a highly competitive environment (think Tinder with twerking).
She knows how the male mind works and she’ll make that knowledge work for you.
Gilly is a certified life coach who specializes in dating and relationships. She has spent the past 7 years helping men and women attract the love they are looking for.
Dating online is like dating on steroids. Unlike real life, you rarely get a second chance.
Gilly knows how important it is for you to make an unforgettable first impression, and she will help you pop online (think Hitch in heels).
"A picture is worth a thousand words."
This is especially true with online dating. The time she’s spent modeling taught Gilly everything she needed to know about camera angles, lighting, and professionally editing pictures. When it comes to looking your best, you couldn’t be in better hands.
Struggling to find the right words for your profile? You’re working with a closet word nerd. Gilly couldn’t think of a better way to spend her day than tweaking your profile until it is a perfect fit. Seriously. She loves that s**t.
Gilly loves love and she wants to get you some. She is a skilled, dedicated, and highly intuitive dating and relationship coach.
A session with her will be fun and playful, yet you’ll get down and dirty into your psyche to find out what underlying thoughts, beliefs, and habits might be sabotaging your love life.
Alex is engaged to Gilly. Nuff said.
It's time you stopped spending Saturday nights home alone watching Netflix
There are so many people out there just like you. Waiting to be found.
Waiting for their best friend, their soul mate.
Unfortunately, you won't find them by sitting around doing nothing. Life doesn't happen that way.
You have to make your own luck.
So what are you waiting for?
Choose the service you desire and you will be on your first date before you know it.
Pimp My Profile
Pimp My Profile PLUS
Once you make your payment,
here’s what’s going to happen:
You will receive a welcome email including a questionnaire for you to fill in.
Once you complete this send it back to us and we will have your brand new profile delivered within 3 working days.
Signed up for dating coaching?
Even better. Get ready for the skype session of your life.
Don't be scared, Gilly will make you feel right at home. We cultivate a true relationship with our clients. We really care about your progress and results. We love love and want to hear all about yours.
We offer a variety of formats for your coaching session. Don't worry if you're not a tech wizard, you don't need to be!
This could be YOU
How often do you see those couples at restaurants or bars - the ones that can't keep their hands off each other? Don't you wish that was you? Have you longed for that person who truly understands you? The REAL you?
If this is really want you want...